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Funny Quotes To Get You Through The Week
7 January 2019

Happy New Year Guys 🙂

I always wondered when is the right time to stop saying that. I suppose it’s still relevant for me to say it as this is my first post of 2019, right?

It’s the first Monday of the most dull month that is January. The festive celebrations are all over and we’re all back to normality, so I thought I would share some funny quotes I came across, to help you get through the week.

1: “If at first you don’t succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.” – David Brent

2: “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones

3: “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.” – Unknown

4: “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

5: “Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.” – Erma Bombeck

6: “If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you haven’t used enough.” – Unknown

7: “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” – Unknown

8: “Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.” – Ellen Degeneres

9: “Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it.” – Salvador Dali

10: “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry






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